Some people have said to me, “Surely he doesn’t say all of these things that you talk about. You’re just making them up!”
The absolute truth is that the hubs has said or done everything I’ve posted. Don’t you feel a little bad for me now, knowing that I’ve been woken up so much by midnight ravings? And I promise that anything I post in the future will be an accurate representation of what he says. And if he ever stops talking in his sleep, I’ll just quit blogging and actually sleep all the way through the night.
Because seriously, if I could make up stuff as funny as what he says, I for sure would not post it on a free blog for everyone to see. I’d be writing funny stuff somewhere else and getting paid for it. And that is the truth.