I have yet to meet a baby that I did not think was precious and the most darling thing ever. Baby animals, baby cupcakes, baby people: I love them all. They are just so cute! I am not biased or anything, but I am sure that my hubs was the most adorable baby ever. What a little sweety-pie. Such a cute little face. Such a happy little smile. Such little baby fingers and toes. So cute.
Even though I like mini-people, the hubs and I do not have any kids. This made his asleep assertion early this past week quite disconcerting.
I was sleeping soundly, dreaming that I had just backed into Ryan Gosling’s car and then when I went to give him my contact information so that his insurance could contact me, my car was stolen. It was pretty intense and I was very upset about the car being stolen. Needless to say, I did not mind being woken up.
All of the sudden I woke up because the hubs was sitting up, pulling me into a huge bear hug.
Me: What are you doing?!?!?
Hubs: I just love you so much!
Me: Well, I love you, too. Is something wrong? Why are you awake?
Hubs: Because I just had a kid!
Me (realizing he is certainly not awake): What??
Hubs: Yeah, I just had a kid.
Hubs: I feel a little funny. I just woke up. After the kid…having a kid….
Me: Ok…I have no idea what you’re talking about…
Hubs: Alright, well just know that I love you very much.
Me: Ok, I love you too.
Then he let go of me and laid back down, never waking up.
I hope that the kid the hubs had while asleep was as cute as he was when he was little, although I do not think that that is actually possible.